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Etzion DCO: Maybe it's all science fiction

Place: Etzion DCO
Observers: Shlomit Steinitz, Natanya Ginsburg
Dec-03-2024
| Morning

Because it is important that you see the absurdity and low level of the IQ  of the police, all four  photos of the report are included ….a driver had crossed over a white line and had been fined  900 shekel. His car is at his home but the  car license was taken from him. It was written on the report that he had received the summons  4.1.2024….that is months ago. The car license according to the report was written as being till 2027 but a car license is not given for two  years. Also that he had to meet with a captain on the 4.1.2024. Maybe the writer of the report has been  watching to many science fiction movies and believes in time travel which will give him the opportunity to issue many such fines.

 

 It reminds me of the South African joke about the  policeman….   who were not thought of very highly….who when giving his report of a traffic offense tells the judge that the incident took place in the Heerengracht street. The judge says to him, “But you write it took place in Brits street?” and the policeman  says, “Yes, I did not know how to spell Heerengracht.”

 

A taxi driver brought a man at 9am who had been called in for questioning….when we came at 13.00 he was still waiting for his passenger to return.   He came  out  at 13.25 and said that the entire time he had  sat inside. Only an hour ago he had  been called in and they questioned him for an hour. 

Location Description

  • Etzion DCO

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    •   serves residents of Bethlehem and surrounding villages who need magnetic cards, work permits for Israel, permits for one-time entry for religious or health reasons, various police permits, etc.
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